Why I Swear
TEN REASONS WHY I SWEAR (I stole this!)
1 - It pleases my mother so much.
2 - It is a fine mark of manliness.
3 - It proves I have self-control.
4 - It indicates how clearly my mind
operates.
5 - It makes my conversation so
pleasing to everybody.
6 - It leaves no doubt in anyone’s
mind as to my good breeding.
7 - It impresses people that I have
more than an ordinary education.
8 - It is an unmistakable sign of
culture and refinement.
9 - It makes me a very desirable
personality among women, children and respectable society.
10 - It is my way of honoring GOD, who
said, “You must not misuse the name of the LORD your GOD".
ps I "stole" this
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